It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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