did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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