I just made out with a guy for $7.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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