problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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