Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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