she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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