Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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