She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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