Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize