You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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