Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Me too!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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