Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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