she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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