Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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