So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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