Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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