i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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