To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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