It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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