The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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