Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
...so i touched it.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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