why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
