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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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