Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
honey bunches of taint.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
