fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's never too late to be topless.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
