Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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