I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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