You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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