HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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