What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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