i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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