For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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