it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
