the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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