So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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