I hope mine doesn't look like that
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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