why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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