the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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