How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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