you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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