We got so high we made milksteak
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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