Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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