Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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