i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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