I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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