would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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