This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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