they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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