I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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