I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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