I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm having to shit out rocks
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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