But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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